I can completely relate, if that's the case - at least the point about having a horrible stay somewhere. We found Beauvais to be warm, charming and friendly. However if I were to be tasked with giving a report on Florence, Italy, I would probably describe the terrible stay I had there rather than the wonders of the city. But one thing I've learned with guidebooks, and people's opinions in general, is that they're usually based on singular experiences. Just as a theatre critic reviewing a play writes the text based on the night on which the performance was viewed, a travel writer reviews based on their experience over a given time. And in the case for Beauvais, my guess is the particular writer didn't spend much time there, and the time he did spend wasn't very good.
In the end, we didn't spend much time in Beauvais, either. Beauvais was just a stopover point for us to drop off the car we'd rented (now christened, "Franz") and pick up a flight to Ireland to visit some of my relatives there. But I'm getting ahead of myself, as what I really wanted to cover in this dispatch was the remainder of our time in the Loire valley.
So in the last dispatch, we had been through some of the eastern parts of the Loire valley - Blois, in particular. For the remainder of our trip we headed in a westerly direction, partially on information that our quest to pick grapes during la vendage could be attained in other regions of the Loire that had commenced their harvest. Each region in France grows only a certain type of grape - I believe it's set down by law - and in this particular area, they grow the Chenin Blanc and Cabernet Franc grapes. But between those two varieties you can achieve a wide variety of different flavours and styles, as we found out through various tasting visits...
Our first stop after Blois was Vouvray, a very small little village to the east of Tours. We had picked up two pairs of clippers at a Wal-Mart type store outside of Blois, practiced our sales pitch and marched off to a few vineyards suggested by our brother-in-law Steve, who had travelled through France and participated in the harvest some years ago. Our first two visits were greeted with notre equipe est pleine - our team is full. Luckily the vineyards were close by to each other, so we could walk to each, but it did take a bit of the wind out of our sails. We then drove around for a half-hour trying to find a third vineyard and getting pretty lost in the process, which is surprising given that Vouvray is so small - perhaps five thousand people. But eventually we ended up back where we started, and were nicely directed by one a vineyard employee who had originally indicated to us that we weren't likely to find work in a vineyard around here, but we could try one up and around the corner.

By this time it had reached the end of the day, so we spent the night in a place in Vouvray and headed off to Mesland in the morning. By this time Amy and I had driving and navigating pretty well in hand, and we arrived without incident less than an hour later. Arriving in Mesland however, the vineyard looked much more industrial than our friend at the Vouvray vineyard had imagined, and we were dismissed pretty quickly with the knowledge that first, their team was full, and second, the harvest had not yet begun. We were starting to get a little disappointed that firstly everyone's team seemed to be full, and secondly, that no one seemed to know when the harvest was or wasn't in full swing, so we decided to pick up our spirits by doing some more sight seeing - to Chenonceaux and the mushroom caves.
Further investigation into finding a vineyard that would need us for la vendage brought us to a few other towns in the Loire, including Chinon, Amboise, Tours, and finally Montlouis-sur-Loire. While we got better at our sales pitch, and had been told confidently by each place we left without success that the next region had surely begun their harvest, the lack of workers on the vines was the telltale sign that we were probably going to be out of luck at our next stop. Still, it was fun to visit the vineyards, and we made sure to taste a few of the local vintages to keep our 'spirits' up.
Our visits to Chinon and Tours coincided with an event held all through France, La Patrimonie, a national heritage weekend, where museums and chateaux owned by the government would be offering free or reduced entry prices, and most privately-held institutions that offered visits or tours would likely be offering reduced rates as well. As a result both cities were swamped with people and cars, and there was a mad rush on places to stay. We managed to find excellent accomodations in both places, and took in a few sites as well.
Chinon astounded me by having some of the thinnest, roughest streets in France; there's no way that two cars could pass by each other, and driving over the cobblestone would have been very noisy and bumpy. I say would have been because we parked our car and left it for the duration of our stay, and were quite content to walk anywhere we needed to go. The size of the streets did not inhibit in any way the speed at which the local drivers would drive. They would slow slightly as they went by, but wouldn't be shy in the least as they sped past a sidestreet.
Most of our first day in Chinon was, in the end, taken up by actually figuring out what we were going to do, and where we going to stay, on the night of our second wedding anniversary in Montlouis-sur-Loire, the following Monday. Unknown to us, Montlouis-sur-Loire at that moment was the site of a popular jazz festival, and every bed in the town (population 8,000) appeared to be taken.

The next morning we took advantage of La Patrimonie to get in free to the Chateau Chinon. It's really more in the style of a fortress than the other Chateaux, a long, tall structure perched on the hillside overlooking both sides of the town. On our northern side, a vineyard (whose wines we tasted, of course) and on the southern side, the Loire and surrounding buildings. Ancient walls and battlements were connected at irregular angles with three-story towers, which you could enter and climb to the top for an even higher view of Chinon. The exterior view is actually more interesting than the interior, as this chateau, compared to the majestic trappings of Cheverny and Chenonceaux, was completely void of furnishings, so you would have to use your imagination to figure how it would have been set up for use. This chateau was very much a practical one, used for defence and also as a prison. In fact, four of the French Templar knights arrested at the end of the prominence of that order spent their last days in this castle, toiling in cells in the third floor of the subterranean excavation below the castle walls.
There were royal quarters in the castle, but again, you had to use your imagination as to how they would have been laid out. The one interesting factoid that was related in this part of our tour of Chateau Chinon was that when travelling from place to place, the king (or presumably, any level of royalty or class) would bring a whole train of furnishings with them. So for the most part, when the king was away, his castle was empty. My guess is that there would be an advance party that travelled more quickly than the royal transport, and would be charged with setting everything up and getting everything ready for the arrival of the king. The one prominent piece of furniture in the royal chambers in Chinon was a large dining table, which you could see was composed of several smaller pieces, and could be (relatively) easily disassembled for transport.
On the subject of transport, it was teeming with rain during the morning, and we arrived back at the car to find a note on the windshield from Marvin, letting us know that the bike ride was off due to rain, and could we leave their bags at the hotel where we'd met. On our way back with their bags, we ran into them in the Place Jeanne d'Arc, and decided since their bike ride had been cancelled, the least we could do was go to lunch. We dined at the Cafe des Arts, a very bohemian cafe-restaurant in downtown Chinon, and went our separate ways.
I'll say this about Americans: it's a rare occasion that I meet one that gives a bad name to the country. Perhaps that type of American doesn't leave the country? Certainly, Marvin and Karen were some of the most forthright, interesting and likeable people I've met, of any country, and I hope that one day we'll meet again.
We bid adieu to Chinon, making our way to Tours on rainy roads and light traffic. I recalled that passing over France by plane, we would see the green and brown patchwork of farmers' fields, separated by thick green lines of trees. At regular intervals we would see small collections of houses and larger buildings; I couldn't figure out at the time whether these were small suburbs outside of a larger city, or small cottage communities, or what; driving along the roads put the puzzle pieces together. Rural France really is a collection of hundreds of small towns, some so small they only appear on the largest of maps. The main road passes through them and there are no signs to slow down. And yet at some point in history, there would have been some reason for people to settle at this particular point, and develop an infrastructure. And yet, they remain so small that driving through, you will be about a minute between the sign announcing your arrival, to the sign announcing your departure from, the town. In Canada, there is a movement towards amalgamization of smaller communities into larger units which can share services more efficiently. I wonder if this will ever take root in France.
We arrived in Tours just in time for the end of the work day, during La Patrimonie, in rush hour. Needless to say we crawled along like sharks looking for parking spot prey, and didn't find one until we were well outside of the city core. Fortunately it wasn't a metered spot (they're marked payable on the road beside the spot) so we left it there for the better part of the weekend. We marched like veteran soldiers to the Office du Tourisme (interestingly, not Le Bureau de Tourisme; Amy suspects, and I think rightly so, because the place is staffed by officiels) and picked up in rapid succession, a map of the city, a schedule of hotel listings, and a local guide for La Patrimonie. Armed with this we called around until we found a bed available at the Hotel Regina, a one-star not four blocks away from the Tourist office.
We also ran into Marvin and Karen again in the Office de Tourisme - they had some time to kill between trains, as they were on their way to Ambroise. It really can be a small world sometimes.
The Hotel Regina was staffed by Girard, a thin, lanky Frenchman in his fifties, wearing shorts, sandals and a hawaiian shirt. Girard very patiently explained all the rules of the hotel, including the fact that it would be closed during the afternoon of the Sunday until six so that they could get out to see some of La Patrimonie. You left your key at the door when you went out, and picked it up when you came in. This struck me later as very trusting - much more so than you'd ever see in Canada. But then again most hotels were like that; we've only recently come across places that ask for payment in advance. The majority just write your name down, give you a key, ask you if you'd like breakfast and tell you where the room is. Very civilized.

The next day tackled a task that had been slowly building up: our laundry. It's just different over here, and relatively expensive. But we were well taught by the laundromat's owner, who happened to be by to give the place a good rinse. The laundromats (at least, all the ones we've seen) operate by dropping coins into a central command station, and then you push the relevant button to either dispense packets of soap (1 euro), start a washer (3,95 euros) or run a dryer for five minutes (90 euro cents). The real challenge wasn't getting the machines to work right, but getting enough change to make the machines work at all, as we were doing this on a Sunday morning where there wasn't a lot open, and all the ATM would dispense was 20-euro notes. A few croissants later, we came back with a few damp clothes, but at least they smelled a bit better.
Armed with fresh clothes, we decided to hit day two of La Patrimonie, deciding to focus on two nearby museums. The first, the museum of wine, we figured we would be spending a lot of time at. It turned out to be a real dud, with what looked like someone's collection of wine-related paraphenalia packed into a church basement. Yes, some of it was interesting, and we probably hadn't been misled by the literature, but it felt like a gaggle of things with a very loosely unified theme, rather than an educational experience. The best part about it were two tourists from the Phillipines, who proceeded to videotape faithfully every square inch of the museum, going up and down in an orderly sequence around the exhibits.
The second museum was thoroughly more interesting. La musee du compagnonage focussed on the history of a society of tradesmen - carpenters, metalworkers, bakers, you name it - where apprentices would walk from town to town learning new elements to their trade, and improve their craft. At the end of their tour de France they would produce a masterpiece in their craft, and if it was judged to be especially brilliant, they would receive a special walking cane commemorating their status as a master craftsman. The best of the best was put on display in this museum, and were it not for the prohibition on photographs, there would be plenty to accompany this dispatch. There were many, many amazing displays in almost every discipline you can think of where something is crafted by hand with a tool: complex maquettes of intricate lattice roofwork, delicate and impossibly curved stairways, violins and city scenes made out of pasta, and what I found to be the highlight, a massive, ornate and complicated steel lock, complete with security measures and secret hinges.
The museum was also accompanied by a special walking tour of the city to commemorate the holiday. Our very knowledgable guide Bernard led a group of about twenty-five up and down the sidestreets of Tours, pointing out interesting sites related to La Compagnonnage. By the end both Amy and I were getting a bit tired; the pace was a slow, ambling one, and we found that once we actually parted ways with the other 'tourists' and started walking at our regular pace, we brightened right up.

On our way back out of the Loire towards Beauvais, we decided to break up a longer trip into two smaller ones, stopping in Amboise very briefly and Fontainebleau overnight. Fontainebleau is host to the chateau Fontainebleau, a huge estate bursting with history (and rooms, 1,900 of them). In the end, in the two hours we spent there we didn't even go inside, preferring just to walk through the massive grounds and gardens. But Fontainebleau as a city was very nice, and just by the park where we left the car, we happened upon some free wi-fi, and took a few moments to send a few emails, including doing some organizing for our first WWOOF visit and coordinating a visit with my cousin Mary.
Which brings us back to Beauvais. As I write these words Amy and I are riding a train from Beauvais in a German direction, having had an amazing time visiting in Ireland; I'll save writing about that for a future dispatch. This one's already achieved a record length.